Limitless
adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

primacdonaldsgirl:

when u lose ur phone on the bed and can’t find it 

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sidnugget:

I push everyone away but in a way I’m doing them a favor


timetrabble:

Date Night [timetrabble]

mysticaljew:

when you get insulted and you pretend like it doesn’t hurt:

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(Source: mysticaljew)


lovingfoss666:

the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit